We the Liberal Elites and Secular Progressives of the Subjugated States of Amerika, in order to form a more perfect New World Order free of the rich Judeo-Christian heritage that made America and Western Civilization disproportionately great, do hereby establish Judicial Tyranny and United Nations dominion over all formerly sovereign nations under the banner of International Law and Secular Pluralism, ensure crippling transnational dependency on Unbridled Government and the Welfare State, provide for the collective group censure and trampling of the common man's Natural and Inalienable rights as granted by the Divine, promote the multiculturalism and Judeo-Christian intolerance of postmodern society, and secure the blessings of the ACLU and the International World Court as they grant favored status and special privileges to the Looney Left and the Radically Disenfranchised, do ordain and establish a radical and living New Constitution as we circumvent and annul the outrageously antiquated and Bible-centric Constitution of the now former cowboy Republic known as the United States of America.

We shall tolerate no intolerance of our sanctioned intolerances, biases, bigotries, elitist programs, and entrenched agendas that serve to promote and sustain our superior and enforced standing, class, privileges, immunities, and regimes over the less privileged and disfavored masses of ignorant humanity; Let there only be peace when it is the Superior Peace afforded by our custodial care and benevolent oversight; Now and forever do we your betters and superiors swear unconditional and uncompromising loyalty and blind allegiance to the beloved New World Order as we firmly and solemnly disavow and rescind this nation's former faith, honor, and acknowledgment in the petty God of the Bible - the God of our founding forefathers and the psychologically challenged. All hail the New World Order.